Lady Gaga’s platform boots set her record for strongest ankles in the world

Hello, Guinness World Records? I have a suggestion for your next book: Lady Gaga for the title of World’s Strongest Ankles. The singer, actress and fashion icon used her unofficial campaign for the post this summer, sporting a handful of precariously tall platform boots that prove her ankles might secretly be made of steel. To be fair, Mother Monster has had high shoes in her rotation for years – those meat covered heels from the MTV VMAs still live rent-free in my brain almost 11 years later – but it looks like in recent weeks she has resurrected. his devotion to the cause. And that’s pretty hard to ignore.

Day after day, Gaga goes out into the Big Apple with her Big Platform Energy (BPE, device not to be confused with BDE) in full screen. It’s almost as if she heard our gasps as she strutted seamlessly over subway gates and sidewalk cracks without a look down, and she was like, “Psh, there’s a lot more to it. ‘where it comes from. ” The superstar has mostly worn lace-up ankle boots with chunky platforms and heels ranging from 8 to 9 inches from a brand called Pleaser, her go-to staple. She has the head-turning heels in a variety of colors, including beige, black, and white, and has styled them with everything from pastel bike shorts to a puffy tablecloth-shaped dress. What can I say ? The woman has reach, and not just musically.

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Seeing paparazzi photos from Lady Gaga’s recent BPE exhibits prompted many thoughts and questions from me. For starters, I need to know: does she have a trainer that specifically helps target and strengthen her ankles and arches? If so, I would like them to show up and spread the workout routine, please and thank you. Also, where in the name of God does she store this collection of Pleaser boots of hers? I mean, she must have an entire closet just for them because these babies occupy some serious real estate. Will she ever give us an IGS discount code for her comfortable soles? Because she must wear soles with these, right?

I could go on for days with my thoughts, but alas, you’d probably prefer to look at more pictures of Gaga wearing her favorite shoes lately, eh? Say no more – read ahead for all the OMG-worthy snaps and my ongoing comments.

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